I'm grateful for sunshine. I like it very much. But today I reached my boiling point. That may even be literal. Because it is forty million degrees here and it feels as though life as we know it is going to combust into flames at any moment. It is making me extremely cranky. I can't think straight. I get sick to my stomach. It makes my head hurt.
Oh, but it's a dry heat. Yeah, I'm aware of that. But I should be grateful I don't live in Arizona. Yeah - got it. Grateful. Still miserable. Well, at least it cools down at night. Really? Then I haven't been able to sleep because...? Why can't you just try to be more positive? Oh I have been but you must have missed that part. Now my retinas have burned out of my eyeballs and my brain has been fried for tacos after church. 
So what you're saying is, you're hot. Yes, that's right. I'm hot. And very cranky. And while I'm at it, I'll add that I threw my back out. Again. So I'm in pain. I'm hot and I'm in pain. So I'm very, very, cranky. Extremely cranky. If I were you, I'd probably be on my way about now. Images:
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