Strangest post ever, I know. Yes, this is a tiny little corner of my bathroom. Now, those of you who know me well, know that I have more bathroom/toilet issues than one person needs in a lifetime. (don't even get me going on public facilities. or worse - European ones) So why would I put my bathroom on my blog? Because this is where I keep my huge stash of butt wipes. And butt wipes ROCK MY WORLD. My world has revolved around butt wipes for years and years, because they clean everything from carpet to leather. And butts. My friend Lisa was shocked I had not posted about my love of wipes. Be shocked no longer.
There is only one brand worthy of wipe worship: Huggies. I'm not usually a brand worshipper, but believe me, I've tried them all over the years. The other brands are total wimps compared to Huggies. Thin, sniveling wimps. Huggies clean and moisturize. They don't break apart. They smell good. They're thick and substantial. They delicately clean and moisturize antique woodenware just as well as they clean up cat barf from off the floor. Or scuffs from off the rubber of my new sneakers. Or my leather bound books. Or my dogs bum when she stole too many chicken nuggets the night before..... You get the idea. Here are some good "before"/"after" pics:*fear not: no real butts ahead
The vinyl and leather in our cars are one of my FAVORITE things butt wipes clean SO WELL! Here is the completely disgusting door handle in my son's truck. Ewww. 
OOOOOOOH! Does this look brand new or what!
Okay this is no joke - this is my Bug seat after using only ONE butt wipe on the upper half! Look at the amazing difference! Is that awesome or what! Butt wipes are the BOMB. *NOTE: in answer to all the e-mails I'm getting... regrettably, wipes are NOT flushable :( But they're still the BOMB
So I hope you have learned something valuable here today. One, I have major toilet issues. Two, my world revolves around butt wipes. Three, butt wipes clean and moisturize more things than you would imagine <------ most important thing. Four, you will never look at me the same.
"ummm... I think I need a butt wipe..."
OK...your post has me laughing. As I was reading it I saw the part that says: Here are some good "before"/"after" pics:
ReplyDeleteI had to scroll down to see what was next, and I was almost afraid there were going to be dog butt before and afters...what a relief that there weren't!
You have successfully convinced me that I need to acquire some butt wipes on my next trip to the store. One question...can you flush the Huggies kind?
I never knew butt wipes were so amazing! And to think I've only been using them on Elle's butt. You've got me brainstorming now!!
ReplyDeleteyou have me laughing, too. i think huggies needs to get you a lifetime supply of their wipes pronto. we're also very selective with our toilet tissue and currently love, and i do mean love, charmin ultra soft. not that you asked ;).
ReplyDeleteOkay, I am totally laughing!!!! ...but I learned something too, might have to go get me some butt wipes! :)
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