I'll say it how I want

*Disclaimer: I apologize for dragging my readers into this. It's an announcement to my cheeky, knucklehead sons. You're more than welcome to continue reading (but consider yourself warned). If you'd rather not, I understand. Take this opportunity to catch up on Apartment Therapy, read a book, visit Dooce's pathetic site, or just chillax.

So Davy and Matthew, here's HOW IT IS: Sometimes I put the 'em-FA-sis' on the wrong 'sill-A-ble'. SO WHAT. It's just part of who I am. You can laugh hysterically all you want but it's how I've always said things. And it doesn't even remotely compare to the doofuses (doofi?) you two are. My hair is white for a reason, you know!!!

SO. If I want to say Whole Foods you are more than welcome to point your fingers and laugh.. But I may as well give you advanced notice, you'll be in charge of  finding your own way home.  

We are most certainly as non-denominational as it comes when it comes to recycling and entertaining a variety of soda in our home . So if I want to say root BEER in stead of root beer, then just DEAL WITH IT YOU WEENIES!!!

And yes, I'll have you know that these are hash BROWNS. And really good ones too, BTW. 

One. More. Thing. 

I get the distinct impression that others around here believe the Walker household does not serve 3 square meals per day. The nerve! First of all, cereal is fortified with all kinds of vitamins and minerals - HELLO!!! So I don't know how anyone could possibly be so naive and critical. Second of all, I do admit that yes, we Walkers are just a little different and do things our own way. So our 3 meals aren't square. They are round. And one of the benefits is if you have an upset stomach from eating Hot Pockets or frozen pizza or taquitos or toaster waffles or Ruffles.... they actually make your stomach feel better! How cool is that! So 3 round meals a day ROCK!!! :D

*Namaste*

P.S. You boys need to go to Whole FOODS and get me some hash BROWNS and some root BEER today. So you'd better get a move on.... hey, I'm just sayin :D Because you've got a truckload of yard work later on - LOL!