such. a. punk.

Oh Mouse. You and your dirt. And air. And goo. "I need new riding boots... I need new riding gloves... When are we going riding next?" You are always ready for your next big adventure. Or taking things apart in the garage. 

Your freshly washed bike and (*NEW*) riding boots

LOOK at that face! Look at that mischievous, dirt-covered, scruffy, cheeky, scrappy WOOKIE-like Mouse face!

Hey wait. What's that little crumb on your upper lip right there......

Oh. All right. I see how it is. You think you can just come on in and grab a bag of my Ruffles now, is that it?

You think you're so tough now, flying through the air on that bike of yours. I get it. My Ruffles are your Ruffles?

Okay, well my little punk dude? I just want you to remember that I know where you sleep at night, all right?

And that I'm the one that brought you and your little punk self into this world, and I can also take you out of it :0

And that I'll be happy to share my Ruffles with you if you just ASK me first. (GloZell would say AX)

And I CANNOT believe I'm doing this... but I'm posting this video JUST. FOR. YOU... 

Love, Mom xoxoxo