Cow Pie

Oh my gosh, there was no way - NO WAY ON EARTH - I could pass up this old sign. What a score! Are you freaking kidding me? It was the red paint that caught my eye because I love red. But then I saw "manure" and it stopped me in my tracks. And then I read "no. 1 in no. 2" and I thought oh my lands - heaven itself sent this sign down to me. Raising three boys? And then all their friends? Who used to think it was funny to have toilet clogging contests? And half the neighborhood? Who used our bathroom as if it were a public facility? And all kinds of manure involved accidents that occur even after you think surely those years should be over by now? And my own precious dogs on top of that? With their own Poo Garden right outside? And little ailments that catch me unawares right when I think things are going just fine? My entire LIFE has revolved around no. 2!!!!!!! You best believe this sign is going to be displayed in a prominent place. It sooooo sums up my life on sooooo many levels.....